Pay attention, minions, as I bestow my glory upon you and explain your holiday requirements!
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The music you hear behind my divine, godly voice is Bach’s “Toccata and Fugue in D. Minor”, played to me as a dutiful sacrifice by musical minion Kevin MacLeod. Learn from his dutiful worship at Incompetech.com.