Unemployment
DONATION GUIDE
I want to put emphasis on the fact that I’m not selling products. What I’m offering are ways to say thank you for donating. As such, I’m pretty flexible. If you donate $50 or higher and want to pick a prize from a lower category, go ahead. If you don’t want anything, you’re extra-awesome and I’ll probably give you a shout-out anyway for being so awesome.
$50 AND UP
You choose the video! You can be as vague as “I want another puppet video” to as specific as “Here is a script. Read it.” Please note that any and all videos done as a thank you for donating will contain some form of disclaimer saying that’s what it is. First, that gives you credit for being awesome, and you know that I’m not just blowing hot air out of my ass and making whatever I want. Second, this prevents abuse of the donation system; I am not here to be a sneaky advertisement-disguised-as-my-actual-opi nion for you. If I think you’re awesome, I’m happy to pimp you of my own free will. If you’re not, you’re probably not willing to donate to me anyway. But I want to cover my bases just in case. Ergo, all videos made as donation thank-yous WILL contain some form of notice to that effect.
$40-$49
I will draw something and mail it to you. MAKE SURE YOU INCLUDE YOUR ADDRESS.
$30-39
I will draw something on my computer and e-mail it to you.
$20-29
You may choose a topic for me to blog about. Like the video, there will be a disclaimer.
$1-19
You’re effing awesome. A shout-out, perhaps? But in general, I’ll consider things in this range to be a tip.
The music in the background is “Sentiments” by Dr. Noise.
You can find more of the good Doctor’s work on his channel:
http://www.youtube.com/doctornoise
…and you can purchase his album from DFTBA Records:
http://www.dftba.com
Writer. Actor. Director. Chalk artist. YouTuber. Nerdfighter. Traveler. Pansexual. Genderfluid. Millennial. Socialist. Living a complex life beyond those words.
