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If I were a rich man

If I were a rich man,Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum.All day long I’d biddy biddy bum.If I were a wealthy man. -from Fiddler on the Roof I want to be rich. My reasons for desiring a state of monetary surplus, however, will probably [...]

The most precious Jewell

December 31, 1999. I was a Freshman in high school. I didn’t believe the world as I knew it would come to an end – be it from the lack of foresight in early computer programmers or from any more supernatural or religious causes – but I was [...]

Apples to Easter

Apples to Apples is quite possibly the greatest game ever created. I’m not going to attempt to fully detail how one plays the game. You can check the Wikipedia article for that sort of thing. To be honest, I don’t think the game can be properly [...]

‘Twas the night before Easter

‘Twas the night before Easter, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;The baskets were placed on the table with care,In hopes that St. Cadbury soon would be there;The children were up, thinking hard in their beds,Lists [...]


The whole Judas issue fascinates me. It often seems to me that many people – from centuries past to modern day – delight in his suicide. “Yeah!” they cry. “Awesome!”” “He had it coming!” “Serves that [...]

Blanking my mind

Sometimes I just don’t have anything to talk about. Usually, these moments only strike when I have to talk about something – I have to make a video, I have to make a blog. When I’m not ready to make a video, I have tons of ideas. My best [...]

What are the odds?

Today’s video has nothing to do with today’s blog. As most people reading this should know, I’m participating in both Blog Every Day April (BEDA) and Vlog Every Day April (VEDA). I generally try to make my blog and my vlog somehow related. [...]

Pimping the penis

I joined YouTube on June 22, 2006, after reading an article in The Oregonian about YouTube star Brooke Brodack, a.k.a. Brookers, getting a job through Carson Daly noticing her videos. Now, I’ve no love for Carson Daly. I think he’s kind of a putz. [...]

Two (Point Oh) Videos

Today was a very productive day. I made some phone calls I needed to make (no mean feat when one has an often crippling phone anxiety) and I got closer to finishing some long-term projects. But the most amazing thing of all is this: I uploaded two videos [...]

Lazy Sundays

Is it bad form to spend an entire video blog talking about my textual blog? Well, if it is, I suppose it’s a good thing that I didn’t do that. Sure, I talk about this blog in my video today, but I spent a lot more time talking to or about a glass [...]